If I were....

If I were a gemstone, I'd be an emerald (because it's green and sparkly).

If I were a scent, I'd be freshly cut grass.

If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be a pair of really comfy boots.

If I were the weather, I'd be a breezy, sunny day.

If I were a facial expression, I'd be a bottom lip out pout.

If I were a car, I'd be a '66 mustang (always a classic).

If I were a time of day, I'd be early in the morning.

If I were a month, I'd be April.

If I were a place, I'd be a neighborhood bar.

If I were a liquid, I'd be coffee.

If I were a taste, I'd be sweet and chewy (like gummi worms). 

If I were a sea animal, I'd be an manatee (I promise I don't have weight issues).

If I were a food, I'd be an chocolate covered bacon.

If I were a color, I'd be pale yellow or carolina blue.

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a ukulele.

If I were a flower, I'd be a daffodil.

If I were a planet, I'd be Pluto (I'm not accepting it's lack of planet-ness).

If I were an object, I'd be a book. 

If I were a fruit, I'd be a peach (I am a peach).

If I were a sound, I'd be rain on a tin roof. 

If I were a day of the week, I'd be a Sunday morning.

I wish I knew where I found this picture. I'd source it I promise :-)